《摩登家庭》Episode1-12早恋风波

《摩登家庭》文本

-First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.

-And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.

-Haley is not getting pregnant.

 - Just saying "If." - I know.

-And I know you like to make trouble for your sister,

-but it's not gonna work this time.

-You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.

-I know. I was just like her when I was-

-I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this.

-But this is an important lesson that you're learning.

-So, soak it. Keep it.

-You're too close. It's gonna hurt.

-It's supposed to hurt.

 - And why are you smiling? - I'm- What?

-Oh, forget it. I can't do this.

-The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.

-Mom! What are you doing?

-Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.

 - Is this a bad time? - Yeah.

-Oh. Okay.

-Uh, can you shut the door, please?

-Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.

-Why?

-Because I have, uh, seen this little show before-Lying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,

and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

-Mom!

 - You hit my bone! - It was an accident!

 - I thought you were my friend! - I am your friend.

-Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom.

-She is, like, completely freaking out and embarrassing me!

-Honey, your mom isn't always as cool about things as-

-What is with this thing?

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