《摩登家庭》Episode1-11早恋

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-Alex, get out! Mom!

-Alex, leave your sister alone.

-I was just getting my book. Gosh.

-I know, sweetie. But you need to respect their privacy.

 - What are they doing up there? - Nothing.

-Lying on her bed, watching a movie.

-Okay. Okay.

-You wanna help me with the frosting?

-Sure.

-So, you know, if Haley got pregnant,

-would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months,

-and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?

 - What? - This senior at school was "Out sick" for four months,

- but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding

  at a coin-op car wash.

-Buddy, what are you wearing?

-One hat.

-How many pairs of underwear do you have on?

- One. Six.