Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”
说实话,我不建议简短幽默自我介绍,虽然说童言无忌,但不排除受大人世界影响及信息时代发展,现在部分孩子有点轻早熟,到时候你的小孩会被别的轻早熟小孩起外号笑怎么办,小孩子是无心的,但是可能会引起孩子间的小矛盾。因为我小侄子读幼儿园因为名字的事情就被同学起外号,当然咯,希望我是多虑。