【嘴神录音棚】学会这段英语台词，让你的逼格飙升

Voilà! 

In view, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, 

Vaudevillian 【,vəʊdə'vɪljən】杂耍演员

Veteran 【'vet(ə)r(ə)n】老手

cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.

vicariously 【vɪ'keərɪəslɪ】带人受苦地

victim【'vɪktɪm】受害者

villain【'vɪlən】坏人

vicissitudes 【vɪ'sɪsɪtjuːd】变迁，无常

This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity,

visage【'vɪzɪdʒ】容貌外表

veneer【vɪ'nɪə】伪装

vanity【ˈvænəti】虚荣心

 is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. 

vestige【'vestɪdʒ】残余

Vox populi 【'vɔks'pɔpjuli】

vacant【'veɪk(ə)nt】空虚的

vanished【'veɪk(ə)nt】消亡的，消失的

However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation, stands Vivified, 

valorous【'vælərəs】勇敢的

visitation【 vɪzɪ'teɪʃ(ə)n】访问

vexation【vek'seɪʃ(ə)n】苦恼

vivified【'vɪvɪfaɪd】生动的

and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice 

Vow【vaʊ】发誓

vanquish【'væŋkwɪʃ】征服

venal【'viːn(ə)l】贪污受贿的

virulent【'vɪrʊl(ə)nt】有毒的，恶毒的

vermin【'vɜːmɪn】害虫

vanguard【'vængɑːd】先锋；充当先锋

vice【vaɪs】罪恶（尤指设计毒品和性）

and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. 

vouchsafe【vaʊtʃ'seɪf】允诺

violently【ˈvaɪələntli】激烈地

vicious【'vɪʃəs】恶毒的

voracious【və'reɪʃəs】贪婪的

violation【vaɪə'leɪʃn】违反

volition【vəˈlɪʃ(ə)n】意志

The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta, 

verdict【'vɜːdɪkt】裁决

vengeance【'ven(d)ʒ(ə)ns】复仇

vendetta【ven'detə】仇杀；深仇大恨

held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such

votive【'vəʊtɪv】谢恩的，还愿的

vain【veɪn】徒劳的

value【'væljuː】价值

veracty【vəˈræsəti】正确性

shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. 

vindicate【'vɪndɪkeɪt】证明...无罪、正确

vigilant【'vɪdʒɪl(ə)nt】警惕的

virtuous【'vɜːtʃuəs】高尚的，道德的

Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose. 

verily【'verɪli】确实

vichyssoise【,viʃi'swɑz】奶油浓汤

verbiage【'vɜːbɪɪdʒ】冗长的废话

veer【vɪə】改变方向

verbose【vɜː'bəʊs】啰嗦的

So let me simply add that  it is my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Voilà! In view, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation, stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose. So let me simply add that  it is my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.瞧瞧！一位谦虚的杂耍老手，代苦难命运的受害者和加害者演出。这个面罩，不只是虚华的外表，它代表着幸存的人民呼声。虽然现已空洞、没落，如同那些曾经客观的评论家们现在却屈服于那些他们曾厌恶的东西一样。但是，面对过往伤痛的强烈刺激，它焕发了生机，并决心铲除那些引来腐败堕落的邪恶毒虫。 遏制他们狂暴的，恶毒的，以及贪婪的对人性的破坏。对他们唯一的裁决就是复仇。 正义和惊醒的信念不是无用的。它们的价值终将与真理的价值一同显现。当然，我这段莫名其妙的杂碎汤带来的是最冗长的自我介绍。所以现在长话短说：能遇见您是我天大的荣幸，您可以叫我“V”。