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Rachel: Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained fornothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisinglyupbeat.
Rachel: You would be too if you found Johnand David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need ajob, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!
Monica: How'd you pay for them?
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Monica: And who pays for that?
Rachel: Um... my... father.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is thisreally necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
Monica: C'mon, you can't live off yourparents your whole life.
Rachel: I know that. That's why I wasgetting married.
Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard beingon your own for the first time.
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when Ifirst came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and mystep-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I endedup living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside portauthority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. Sobelieve me, I know exactly how you feel.
(Pause)
Ross: The word you're looking for is'Anyway'...
Monica: All right, you ready?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm notready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jumpout the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Monica: You can, I know you can!
Rachel: I don't think so.
Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!
Ross: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we canjust leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Monica: Rachel! That was alibrary card!
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..
Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards)Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)
Monica: Welcome to the real world! Itsucks. You're gonna love it!
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) Yougonna crash on the couch?
Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.
Monica: You be okay?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found onthe floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just putit back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.
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