One-eye Pirate 独眼海盗

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
有名水手在酒吧里遇见一名海盗，水手注意到海盗装了假肢、手上有铁钩，还戴了个眼罩。

The seaman asks,“So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”
水手问道：“你的腿怎么了，怎么会装着假肢？”

The private replies,“We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
海盗回答：“我们在海上碰到暴风雨，结果我不慎落水，掉到一群鲨鱼中间；

Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
正当船员救我上去时，我的腿就被鲨鱼咬掉了。

“Wow!”remarked the seaman.“What about your hook?”
“哇！”水手说：“那你的手怎么会装了铁钩？”

“Well,”replied the pirate.“We were searching for a treasure in a remote swamp.
“这个嘛，”海盗回答：“我们到一块偏僻沼泽地寻宝，

I got mixed up with an alligator and it bit my hand off.
手是和一只鳄鱼打架时被咬掉的。”

“Amazing!”remarked the seaman.“How did you get the eye patch?”
“太厉害了！”水手说：“那你的眼罩又是怎么回事？”

“A seagull droppings fell into my eye”, replied the pirate.
“海鸥的粪掉到我的眼睛里。”海盗回答。

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?”the sailor asked.
“被海鸥的粪弄到眼睛就瞎了？”水手问道。

“Well,”remarked the pirate,“it was my first day with my hook.”
“不是啦，”海盗回答：“因为那一天我的手刚装上铁钩.”