27 Stephen Colbert—Trump Is Officially The President

Talk Show Episode: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert—So Here We Are: DonaldTrump Is Officially The President

(冷幽默：美帝人民如何看待川普上台)

Background Music: Shape of You—by Ed Sheeran

Catch Phrase:

-      That’s it. 这就是了。

-      So far so good 目前为止一切顺利

-      Pin sth. on sb. 把某事强加在某人身上

-      Nothing to do with it. 跟我毫无干系。＝ I’m clean. 我是干净的。

Cultural Tips:

-      January 20: 总统就职日 (J20 Protest)

-      launch codes (核弹)发射密码：只有美国总统的指纹管用哦

-       美式冷幽默

Full Script

So that’s it, Donald Trump is President.

所以这就是了，川普是总统了。

He knows the launch codes.

他知道发射密码了。

And he hasn’t tweeted them yet, so, so far so good.

但他目前为止还没把它们发上推特，所以目前为止一切顺利。

Then of course… Gotta stay hopeful, little victories.

接下来当然……我们得保持希望，这也算是一点小胜利。

Then it was time for the speech.

接下来是演讲时间。

There was some nice things about it — it was short

演讲有些好的地方—它很短

And it opened on a gracious note.

并且它以一个充满感激的语调开头。

“People of the world, thank you.” (Donald Trump)

“世界的人民啊，谢谢你们。”（川普）

And the world said, “Hey man, do not pin this on us.

然后世界说：“嘿伙计，别把这强加在我们身上。

We didn’t vote. Nothing to do with it. We’re clean”

我们没投票。跟我们一点关系都没有。我们是干净的”

Trump had a message about the gridlock in Washington.

川普对于华盛顿的僵局也有话说。

“That is the past, and now, we are looking only to the future.”(Donald Trump)

“那是过去，而现在，我们只看向未来。”（川普）

So don’t ask about my tax returns ever again, okay? Futrue!