25 Jimmy Kimmel—Worst Halloween Treats by Gordon Ramsay

Talk Show Episode: Jimmy Kimmel Live! — The Five Worst Halloween Treats According to Gordon Ramsay 

Background Music: Heathens — by Twenty One Pilots 

Catch Phrase: 
-Halloween candies 万圣节糖果
Bad but common choices差劲却常见的品种: Smarties, Circus Peanuts, Candy Corn
Better ones? 好一些的呢?: Snickers 士力架, MilkyWay, Twix, KitKat
-Come on! / Seriously? 搞什么啊！/你不是认真的吧？
-Let me give you a big lesson. 让我好好教教你。

Cultural Tips:
-Halloween 万圣节
-Gordon Ramsay & Hell’s Kitchen 戈登拉姆齐 & 地狱厨房

Full Script
Hello, I’m Gordon Ramsay. 
This Halloween, excited young children will come to your door with bags open. 
Now, you have a choice — you can give them something good to eat, or you can give them Smarties.
Seriously, the perfect combination of aspirin and tums. Smarties are for f*cking dummies!

Circus Peanuts. Look at it. How f*cking sad are they?
Do you know what circus peanuts are? Clown sh*t! Enjoy!

Candy Corn. Come on! It’s not candy; it’s not corn; it’s earwax formed in the shape of a rotten tooth! Argh, seriously?

Apples. Do I look like a f*cking teacher, mate? 
Let me give you a big lesson. Go buy some proper f*cking candy!

Pennies. In 2016, you are still giving out f*cking pennies? F*ck off.

Paid for by children with toilet paper and eggs.