第八课-老友记：朋友间的魔鬼对话

Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?  

Phoebe: Uh-huh.  

Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!  

Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.  

Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?  

Phoebe: You'd already broken up.  

Rachel: How long?  

Phoebe: Just a couple of hours.  

Monica: Oh, that's nice!  

Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!  Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.  

Monica: Excuse me?!  

Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.  

Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade! 

Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! 

Phoebe: There he is! There he is!  

Monica: Where?  

Phoebe: Right- where we've been looking all night!  Rachel: He is so cute!  

Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!  

All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the—(pause)—wowww.