English Humor
英语笑话
1 Bring Papa
T
eacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks,
your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.
Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.
【译文】
带爸爸
老师
:
本次考试
,
你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等
,
就像你们平常做作业一样。
弗里克
:
太好了
,
那我就可以把爸爸带来了。
2 Cat and crab
One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped
it. The cat is
rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A
big brown spider making its net in the tree,
the cat
caught
the big brown
spider very fast, and the cat said
to the big brown spider:" Did you think
if you
on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"
【
译文
】猫和螃蟹
一天,一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然,一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气,它追
着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿,它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网,
那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛,并对它说:
“
小样儿,你上了网我就
不认识你了?!
”