Clever Neighbor
Every time the man next door heads toward Robinson's house,Robinson knows he is coming to borrow something.
"He won't get away with it this time," Robinson says to his wife.
"Er,I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning." the neighbor says."I'm awfully sorry."says Robinson,"but the fact of the matter is,I'll be using it all day."
"In that case,"says the neighbor,"you won't be using your golf
clubs,do you mind if I borrow them?"
聪明的邻居
罗宾逊知道,每一次隔壁的男人到自己家来,都要借东西.
”这次说什么也不能借给他.”罗宾逊对妻子说.
”啊,你今天早晨用不用电锯?”邻居问.
”非常对不起,罗宾逊说,”事实上,我一整天都要用它.”
”既然这样,”邻居说,”那你就不用高尔夫球杆了,借给我行吗?”