Diary of a worm

Diary of a worm

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My report card.

Spider made this for me!

First day of school.

Baby picture of me and Dad.

Me and Spider

My first tunnel

The family vacation—on Compost Island

March 20

Mom says there are three things I should always remember:

1. The earth gives us everything we need.

2. When we dig tunnels, we help take care of the earth.

Must make tunnel help Earth breathe!

3. Never bother Daddy when he’s eating the newspaper.

March 29

Today I tried to teach Spider how to dig.

First of all his legs got stuck.

“I think I’ve twisted one of my ankles.”

Then he swallowed a bunch of dirt.

“I give up!”

Tomorrow he’s going to teach me how to walk upside down.

March 30

Worms cannot walk upside down.

April 4

Fishing season started today.

We all dug deeper.

“Did you guys hear something?”

April 10

It rained all night and the ground was soaked.

We spent the entire day on the sidewalk.

Hopscotch is a very dangerous game.

April 15

I forgot my lunch today.

I got so hungry that I ate my homework.

My teacher made me write “I will not eat my homework” ten times.

When I was finished,I ate that, too.

April 20

I snuck up on some kids in the park today.

They didn’t hear me coming.

I wiggled up right between them and they screamed.

I love when they do that.

May 1

Grandpa taught us that good manners are very important.

So today I said “Good morning” to the first ant I saw.

There were 600 more of them in line.

I stood there all day.

May 8

Had the worst nightmare last night--

giant birds playing hopscotch.

Mom says I have to stop eating so much garbage right before I go to bed.

May 15

I got into a fight with Spider today.

He told me you need legs to be cool.

Then he ran. I couldn’t keep up.

Maybe he’s right.

May 16

I made Spider laugh so hard, he fell out of his tree.

Who needs legs?

May 28

Last night I went to the school dance.

You put your head in.

You put your head out.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.

That’s all we could do.

June 5

Today we made macaroni necklacesin art class.

I brought mine home and we ate it for dinner.

“You are very talented.”

June 15

My older sister thinks she’s so pretty.

I told her that no matter how much time she spendslooking in the mirror,

Her face will always look just like her rear end.

Spider thought that was really funny.

Mom did not.

July 4

When I grow up, I want to be a Secret Service agent.

Spider says I will have to be very careful because the president might step on me by mistake.

“It’s a dangerous job,”I told him.

“But someone’s got to do it.”

July 28

Three things I don’t like about being a worm:

1. I can’t chew gum.

2. I can’t have a dog.

“Can we keep him, Mom?”

3. All that homework.

July 29

Three good things about being a worm:

1. I never have to go to the dentist.

“No cavities, no teeth, either.”

2. I never get in trouble for tracking mud through the house.

3. I never have to take a bath.

“Who’s my grubby little boy?”

August 1

It’s not always easy being a worm.

We’re very small, and sometimes people forget that we’re even here.

But , like Mom always says, the earth never forgets we’re here.

Bee stung me.

Isn’t this leaf awesome?

I found this really cool rock!

Mom and Dad’s anniversary gross!

My own comic!

My sister’s slumber party.

My favorite pile of dirt.

我的成绩单

蜘蛛做了这个送给我!

上学的第一天

幼时的我和爸爸

我和蜘蛛

我的第一条地道

家庭旅行,肥岛之旅

3月20日

妈妈说有三件事我要永远记住:

1. 地球赋予了我们想要的一切。

2. 当我们挖地道的时候,我们也在帮忙照顾地球。

地道是必须要挖的,因为可以帮助地球呼吸!

3. 绝对不要在爸爸吃报纸的时候打扰他。

3月29日

今天,我试着教蜘蛛怎么钻地。

一开始,他所有的腿都卡住了。

“我想我有个脚踝扭伤了。”

后来他又吞了一堆土。

“我放弃了!”

明天,他要教我怎样倒立走路。

3月30日

蚯蚓没办法倒立走路。

4月4日

钓鱼季从今天开始。

我们要钻到更深的地方。

“你们有没有听到什么声音?”

4月10日

下了整晚的雨,地上湿透了。

我们一整天都呆在人行道上。

跳房子是一个非常危险的游戏。

4月15日

今天我忘记带午饭。

肚子太饿,只好吃了我的家庭作业。

我的老师让我写了十遍“我再也不吃家庭作业了”。

当我写完后,我把它也吃了。

4月20日

我偷偷靠近公园里的一些小孩。

他们没听见我来了。

我在他们面前扭来扭去,他们大声尖叫。

我就爱看他们这个样子。

5月1日

爷爷教过我们礼貌非常重要。

所以今天我对看见的第一只蚂蚁说了“早安”。

队伍里还有六百只蚂蚁。

我在那站了一整天。

5月8日

昨晚做了一个最可怕的噩梦---

巨大的鸟在玩跳房子。

妈妈说我睡觉前不可以再吃那么多垃圾了。

5月15日

今天我和蜘蛛吵了一架。

他说有脚才酷。

然后他转身就跑,我追不上他。

也许他是对的吧。

5月16日

我逗蜘蛛大笑,他笑的太厉害,结果从树上掉下来了。

谁说一定要有脚呢?

5月28日

昨晚我去参加学校的舞会。

把头向前摆。

把头向后摆。

扭扭身体转个圈。

我们只能这么跳。

6月5日

今天的美术课,我们做了通心面项链,

我把我做的带回家,大家当晚餐吃了。

“你真有才。”

6月15日

我姐姐觉得自己美极了。

我告诉她,不管花多少时间照镜子,

她的脸永远长得跟她的屁股一样。

蜘蛛觉得这个真的很好笑。

妈妈可不这么认为。

7月4日

我长大后,想当一个秘密情报员。

蜘蛛说我得非常小心,因为总统可能一不小心就可能踩到我。

“这个工作很危险,”我告诉他。

“但总得有人去做。”

7月28日

作为一条蚯蚓,有三件事我不喜欢:

1.不能吃口香糖。

2. 不能养狗。

“妈妈,我们能养他吗?”

3. 功课那么多。

7月29日

作为一条蚯蚓,有三个好处:

1. 永远不用看牙医。

“没有蛀牙,也没有牙齿。”

2.永远不会因为拖着泥巴进屋而被骂。

3. 永远不必洗澡。

“谁是我的脏宝贝啊?”

8月1日

作为一条蚯蚓,也有不好过的时候。

我们身体很小,有时大家甚至忘了我们在这里。

然而,就像妈妈常说的那样,地球永远不会忘记我们的存在。

我被蜜蜂蜇了。

这片叶子超赞?

我找到这个超酷的石头!

爸爸妈妈结婚纪念日!

我自创的漫画!

我姐姐的睡衣派对。

我最爱的一坨泥土

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