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Elementary ‐ The Weekend ‐ That’s Funny!
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AnnoHuenclleor:everyone, and welcome to open mic
night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great
comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very
funny man coming straight from the state of Montana,
Robert Hicks!
A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You
know, there’s nothing I love better than standup comedy!
You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months
now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s
start out with some short jokes, how bout that? Where do
you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
A: Get it? mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with
no legs? A cloud !
A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this
joke. It’s hilarious! What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moooovies ! moooovies
A: Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience,
but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into
a wall? DAM!
A: Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Coz
they got big fingers!!!! CrowGd:et off the stage! You
suck!
A: Thanks everyone that was my time.