1205周三Jokes: 有没有听过Difference Jokes? 来用段子黑一下D&G吧

1205周三Jokes: 有没有听过Difference Jokes? 来用段子黑一下D&G吧

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Difference jokes

“区别”段子


What's the difference between a D and G bag and an onion?

一个杜嘉班纳的包包跟洋葱有什么区别呢?

No one cries when you cut up a D and G bag.

把杜嘉班纳的包切成块儿不会让人哭的。


What is the difference between a fisherman and a bad student?

渔民跟坏学生有什么区别呢?

One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.

一个会把鱼饵放在钩上,一个讨厌看书。


What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

吉他跟小鱼有什么区别呢?

You can't tuna fish.

你不会把鱼调音、调个鱼的音

Tuna fish

金枪鱼

Tune

调音

Tune a guitar

调一下吉他的音


What’s the difference betweenJoshand a calendar?

树华跟日历有什么区别呢?

A calendar has dates.

日历上有日期。

Date

日期、约会

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用户评论
  • Annabelleeee

    Josh you are great ! I like your show

  • 金益新

    Great

  • 醉萌_

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    醉萌_ 回复 @醉萌_: or rather:would,

  • Hugh8

    you speak Chinese is so fast,

    来自美国的周树华 回复 @Hugh8: Well, I'm glad you can still understand it

  • listener1379

    haha, calendar is a real playboy, it has date everyday

    来自美国的周树华 回复 @listener1379: lol! Good one

  • 杨飞飞飞

    Lol! These jokes really fell flat.

    来自美国的周树华 回复 @杨飞飞飞: Yeah, the jokes themselves aren't very good TBH But they will help people understand the idea of "difference jokes."