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Difference jokes
“区别”段子
What's the difference between a D and G bag and an onion?
一个杜嘉班纳的包包跟洋葱有什么区别呢?
No one cries when you cut up a D and G bag.
把杜嘉班纳的包切成块儿不会让人哭的。
What is the difference between a fisherman and a bad student?
渔民跟坏学生有什么区别呢?
One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.
一个会把鱼饵放在钩上,一个讨厌看书。
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
吉他跟小鱼有什么区别呢?
You can't tuna fish.
你不会把鱼调音、调个鱼的音
Tuna fish
金枪鱼
Tune
调音
Tune a guitar
调一下吉他的音
What’s the difference betweenJoshand a calendar?
树华跟日历有什么区别呢?
A calendar has dates.
日历上有日期。
Date
日期、约会
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醉萌_ 回复 @醉萌_: or rather:would,
you speak Chinese is so fast,
来自美国的周树华 回复 @Hugh8: Well, I'm glad you can still understand it
haha, calendar is a real playboy, it has date everyday
来自美国的周树华 回复 @listener1379: lol! Good one
Lol! These jokes really fell flat.
来自美国的周树华 回复 @杨飞飞飞: Yeah, the jokes themselves aren't very good TBH But they will help people understand the idea of "difference jokes."
Josh you are great ! I like your show