Modern Family 复杂的家庭关系

--So, what happened?

--Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground.

By the time a teacher separated them.

Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.

----Luke, that's not like you.

---Wait a minute

You're Luke's father?

----Grandfather

-----So Manny's father is...

----Javier

Crazy guy.  That's where he gets his fire.

----Okay, you are...

----He's our son.

-----And my grandson.

------I'm his daughter.

----So you're

----His uncle

----Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again.

----Oh, wait a second. Is that what this was all about?

----He keeps calling me his nephew.

----You're my nephew.

----Shut up!

----Okay, okay. I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.