谈结婚 A Chat about Marriage

谈结婚
A Chat about Marriage
前些日子，林语堂先生似乎曾说过女子的唯一事业，是在结婚。
The other day, Mr. Lin Yutang said something to the effect that women’s only career lies in matrimony.
现在一位法国大文豪来沪，对去访问他的新闻记者的谈话之中，又似乎说，男子欲成事业，应该不要结婚。
Now, an eminent French writer declared at a press interview after arriving in Shanghai that men should stay bachelors if they want to achieve success in life.
华盛顿·欧文是一个独身的男子，但《见闻短记》里的一篇歌颂妻子的文章，却写得那么的优美可爱。
Washington Irving was a confirmed bachelor, but in his Sketch Book there is an article extolling the wife as a graceful and lovely life-long partner.
同样查而斯·兰姆也是个独身的男子，而爱丽亚的《独身者的不平》一篇，又冷嘲热讽，将结婚的男女和婚后必然的果子——小孩们——等，俏皮到了那一步田地。
Charles Lamb, also a single man, in A Bachelor’s Complaint of the Behaviour of Married People, one of his essays signed “Elia”, speaks mockingly of married people with their inevitable postnuptial fruits — the children.
究竟是结婚的好呢，还是不结婚的好？
Marriage or no marriage, which is more desirable?
这问题似乎同先有鸡呢还是先有鸡蛋一样，常常有人提起，而也常常没有人解决过的问题。
That sounds like the chicken-and-egg question, which, though often discussed, remains a perpetual puzzle.
照大体看来，想租房子的时候，是无眷莫问的，想做官的时候，又是朝里无裙莫做官的，想写文章的时候，是独身者不能写我的妻的，凡此种种似乎都是结婚的好。
Generally speaking, one who has no family dependants is not supposed to rent a house, one who has no petticoat influence in the government should refrain from becoming an official, an unmarried male writer is in no position to write about “my wife”. All these seem to hint at the advantages of marriage.
可是要想结婚，第一要有钱，第二要有闲，第三要有职，这潘驴......的五个条件，却也很不容易办到。
But, to get married, you need to have five prerequisites, namely, money, leisure, employment, good looks and potentness, of which all are not always available.
更何况结婚之后，“儿子自己要来”，在这世界人口过剩，经济恐慌，教育破产，世风不古的时候，万一不慎，同兰姆所说的一样，儿子们去上了断头台，那真是连祖宗三代的楣都要倒尽，那里还有什么“官人请！娘子请！”的唱随之乐可说呢？
What is more, after your marriage, your offspring will come to this world of themselves. And in a world with overpopulation, economic crisis, educational bankruptcy and deteriorating public morals, they may, just as Charles Lamb says, through their own acts of indiscretion, be sent to the gallows. With such a terrible misfortune befalling your family, how could you still have wedded bliss to speak of?
左思右想，总觉得结婚也不好的，不结婚也是不好的。
Thinking the matter over and over again, I cannot but come to the conclusion that neither matrimony nor bachelorship has anything to recommend itself.