绝望的主妇第一季（对话片段1）

跟着美剧学口语，听三遍，读两遍，听一遍

You are going to behave today.
I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.
And, just so you know how serious I am...
What's that？
Santa's cell-phone number.
How did you get that？
I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf.
And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Satan and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.
Are you willing to risk that？
Ok. Let's get this over with.