Long ago, there was a young man who bought many fruits, like pears and dates. He sat at the roadside to eat them. An old man saw him and said: “Eating too many pears is good for teeth, but bad for your body.” The man asked: “How about dates?” The old man answered: “The dates are good for body but bad for teeth.” The young man thought for a while and said: “I've got a good idea! I can eat pears with teeth and don't swallow them. And I can swallow dates without chewing.” Then he put a date into his mouth and swallowed it immediately. Unluckily, he was choked by the date.
从前,有个人买了一堆水果,有梨儿,也有枣儿,坐在路边上吃。有个老头儿看见了,对他说:“小伙子,梨儿可不能多吃呀。它虽然对牙齿有好处,可是吃多了对身体不好。”青年人就问:“枣儿吃多了呢?”老头儿说:“枣儿对身体是好的,可吃多了对牙齿不好,也不能多吃。” 青年人看了看梨儿,又看了看枣儿,想了一会儿,说:“哈哈,我想出了个好办法!我吃梨儿就只用牙齿嚼,不吞到肚子里去。吃枣儿,我就把它整个儿吞下去,不用牙齿嚼。”说完话,他就拿起一个枣儿放在嘴里,直接吞了下去。没想到,他一下子就被枣儿噎住了。
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