Wheelchair

An Irishman had been drinking in the pub all night.

The bartender finally told him that the bar was closing, sothe man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up oncemore, with the same result. He crawled outside to get some fresh air to clearhis mind.

Once outside he tried to stand up and again fell flat on hisface, so he decided to crawl the 2 blocks to his home.

He crawled through his front door and into his bedroom. Hemanaged to pull himself upright by the bed post and flopped onto his bed andquickly fell asleep.

He woke up the next morning to find out that his wife stoodnext to him and yelled, "so you've been drinking again, haven't you?".

"What make you say that?" he replied innocently.

"The pub just called. You left your wheelchair therelast night."