那些语出惊人的宝宝们

那些语出惊人的宝宝们

1. My dad has told me that when I was really young, he told me once “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.” and I responded with “okay, close your eyes.”

我爸爸告诉我，当我还很小的时候，他曾经对我说：“我再也不想看到你那样做了。”然后我说“那好吧，闭上眼睛。”

2.When I was pregnant, my friend’s 3-year-old asked me why I “ate my baby”. 

当我怀孕的时候，我朋友的3岁的孩子问我为什么“吃了我的孩子.” 

3.when my child came home from school on the bus, I paused work conference call I was on to ask her how her day was. She responded, " Shh go back to work. I have a list of things I want you to buy me with the money you're making." She is five.

当我的孩子从校车上回家，我暂停了工作会议，我在问她这天过的怎么样。她回答说：“嘘...回去工作吧。我有一张清单，我想让你用你赚的钱给我买东西。”她五岁。