Do Your Ears Hang Low

Do your ears hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a continental soldier

Do your ears hang low

Do your ears hang high

Do they reach up to the sky

Do they wrinkle when they're wet

Do they straighten when they're dry

Can you wave them at your neighbor

With an element of flavor

Do your ears hang high

Do your ears hang wide

Do they flap from side to side

Do they wave in the breeze

From the slightest little sneeze

Can you soar above the nation

With a feeling of elevation

Do your ears hang wide

Do your ears fall off

When you give a great big cough

Do they lie there on the ground

Or bounce up at every sound

Can you stick them in your pocket

Just like Davy Crocket

Do your ears fall off