Trevor Noah | 字幕 Hug Glove & Goats on the Loose

Canada--

the only country where syrup has legal rights,

and where one family found love in a hopeless place.

REPORTER: Carolyn Ellis wasn't going to let

Corona restrictions stop her

from giving her mom a big hug on Mother's Day.

She and her husband created what they call the "hug glove"

in their backyard in Ontario, Canada.

It is a plastic sheet with sleeves in it

to allow hugs while preventing direct contact.

Ellis said she and her mother were in tears,

but it's hard to say if they were tears of joy,

tears of laughter, or maybe a little bit of both.

Okay, I'm sorry, like...

I don't want to cry, but this is the sweetest story

of a grandma in a full-body condom that I've ever heard.

Seriously, though, this is a heartwarming invention.

And, like, it's wonderful for that family

and it's also wonderful for shower curtains.

Because, think about it. Normally, shower curtains see us

at our worst-- we're naked,

we're cleaning our butts, we're singing off-key.

But now, this one shower curtain got outside

to see that humans, we're not all bad.

So, I think this is a really sweet idea.

Although, you know it won't take long for people

to start using it for the wrong reasons, right?

I mean, now grandmas are getting hugged

but soon, two guys out at the bar

are just gonna be like, "What did you say to me?

"Aw, hell no. Aw, hell no. Get into the plastic, man.

Let's handle this shit like men. Get into the plastic."

Moving on. There's no denying

that one thing we miss the most right now

is traveling. You know, seeing new places,

visiting your family,

fleeing to a country without extradition.

Well, now there's a new company

that gives you a little taste of travel right at home.

Just because you're stuck at home doesn't mean

you can't get some airline food.

The aptly named company Imperfect Foods

is selling the snacks previously given

to airline customers and passengers.

The company is dedicated to eliminating food waste,

so for just three dollars a package,

you can enjoy the JetBlue crackers and cheese.

Yes, if you've been craving pulverized crackers and cheese

that tastes like a pencil eraser, well,

this is your lucky day.

And, you know, I hope they don't stop at airline food,

'cause in my dream world, for an extra fee

they'll also send someone with a strong body odor

to sit on my couch and fight me for my own armrest.

(laughs) I feel like I'm on vacation already.

For real, though, guys, who in their right mind...

who in their right mind would think airplane food

is the thing that people miss most about air travel, huh?

Who wants that? This would be like if Coachella

tried to recreate the festival experience

by sending you dust and a porta potty.

It's just like I'm there.

And, finally, do you sometimes wish that you could say,

"Screw safety. I'm just gonna grab all my friends

and run wild through the streets"?

Well, it turns out you're not the only one.