3 Everybody Wants Richard

Tell me who can you have conversations with

Share your twisted observations with

Who else has a roughly similar view

If not me

You've played around with lots of losers

Who ended up as cheats and users

But who's been on the sidelines waiting for you

If not me

Oh, I've come to find

Everybody wants Richard

But they don't know

Your mind the way that I do

I see straight through

Anyone who needs Richard

They make me sick, they don't know how you tick

They won't stick the way that I do

When you cut off all our contact, how it hurt

But I know you like to make me feel like dirt

Now you're back and you know I'm beside you

You're oldest, closest friend

Who's sick of being lied to

Tell me who's the girl in which sorority

I got word on good authority

How can you assume she's worthy of you

She's not me

And I know there were several others

According to your frat house brothers

I even heard you passed around one or two

Not with me

Oh, your moves are fast

Everybody wants Richard

But they don't know

Your past the way that I do

And god knows why I think you're so appealing

Or why you're always double-crossing, double-dealing

But I rest my case

I'm the one who needs Richard

It's been too long, I've tried to be so strong

The others are wrong, they don't have a clue or know the real you

Yes, everybody wants Richard

But not the way that I do

Admit that you've missed me too