16-07-21 No.67

C: Hey.What are youdoing back so early? Did Chestnut forgethis wallet?

M: No, we saw thatcat we don't like.I tried to spray itwith a water bottle, but it just laughedat us, so we ran.What are you doingout here?

C: Enjoying the day.The coming of autumnis my favorite time of year.

I love the leaves.Oh, gross! A condom!

M: Wow, I guessautumn really is coming.

C: Who would throwthat over our wall?

M: That cat.

C: What?

M: He's not onlyarrogant, he wants us to know he has sex.All I know is, if Ihad nine lives, I wouldn't wear a condom.