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Elementary ‐ Daily Life ‐ Paranoid (C0148)
A: Dan, Dan dude. You have to come over to my house
right now!
B: Is everything Ok?
A: Just get over here!
A: Come in! Quickly!
B: So, since when is your house a bank?
A: What do you mean?
B: I mean, what’s up with the and locks and iron bars on
your windows.
A: Security Dan, security! You can never be too safe you
know! A lot of sickos out there. Just the other day they
caught that peeping tom red handed! Had a high power
telescope and binoculars by his window.
B: Whats the matter with you? Why are you acting all
paranoid?
A: Paranoid? I’m not paranoid! I’m cautious! You see Dan,
we have to be on guard at all time! People just invade your
privacy as if they knew you! Telemarketers, solicitors,
even your bank! They have way too much information! I
like to keep everything on a need to know basis
B: OK, well, what did you want to see me about?
A: You are being watched! Be careful Dan! Be careful!