The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的派对

The mean man's party

吝啬鬼的派对

The notorious cheap skate（守财奴） finally decided to have a party（派对）.

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。

Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment（公寓）, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell（门铃） with your elbow（肘）. When the door open, push with your foot（脚）."

他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded,  are you?"

“天哪！”吝啬鬼回答：“你总不会空着手来吧？”