六年级简短易读英语笑话

学海无涯，回头是岸。

好有难度啊!我个人觉得可以这样! (六人在一起，开始聊天)

甲:哎，我这个月生活费又超支了!我下个月的生活费怎么办呢?

乙:那?我和你去打劫银行吧?

丙:他那么有钱，应该银行去打劫他!

丁:额，音乐老师说他读大学时，他一个月生活费不超过200块!他真是太厉害了!

张三:呵，对啊!我一个月买书都要500啦!

甲:我一个月车费都要500!

路易六世 Louis VI，绰号胖子路易(Louis The Fat, 法语作Louis le Gros，1081——1137)。法国国王(1108∼1137年在位)。1098年由其父腓力一世指定为继承人，早在1108年腓力去世前，他已是实际统治者。他很快认识到首要的事情是使拥有王家领地的那些难以驾驭的贵族就范。他在位期间，大部分时间花费在与贵族进行斗争上。他实行绥靖政策，与教会和教士保持良好关系。

六是阴爻的意思.九为阳爻,六为阴爻,理由之一是：阳爻为奇数,主动,而九为动之极（一、三、五、七、九）.阴爻为偶数,主静,而六居偶数之中,为静之极（二、四、六、八、十）.理由之二是：在五个生数（一、二、三、四、五）之中,奇数相加为九,偶数相加为六.

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The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

1、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

2、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying

There are two rabbits in the wood. They are good friends. They go to find food together. They go to school together. They do all the things together. But there is only one thing they do it by oneself. What is it? Do you know? They don’t eat together. Because one of the rabbits is a toy rabbit.

在森林里有两只小兔子。他们是好朋友。他们一起去找食物。他们一起去上学。他们一起做所有的事情。但是只有一件事情他们是独自做的。它是什么？你知道吗？他们不一起吃饭。因为其中的一只小兔子是玩具兔子。

应该是张杰的歌把