求一篇英文演讲或是有趣的小故事，超简单的~~

2024-01-16 19:14

只是为了表演节目而已。。。1~2分钟就好，初高中水平，题材有意思一点，不要什么奥运，北京，我爱英语xxx像什么我喜欢的城市，或是有意思的小故事都行周五之前，快快，追加分的！！！~~~~

2024-01-16 21:32

Anoldwomaniswaitingforthebusatbusstation,shedoesn'ttakeherwatchwithher,thereforesheaskedaboywhenhecametoher.

"Hi,boy,doyouknowwhat'sthetimenow?"

Theboylookathiswatchandthensaid"twototwo"

"sorry?"

"twototwo"

Shethoughttheboyisjoking,sosheshoottohim"hey,boy,youcannotsaylikethisnexttime,yourmotherwillbeatyouifyouthreatotherslikethis."

Theboywasconfusedthenleft.

Anothergirlwaspassbythere,andtheladyaskedsamequestion,"hello,baby,doyouknowthetime?"

"Twototwo"shegotthesameanswer.

Shewassoangryaboutthatandsaidtothegirl:"Iknowitistwo,butyoudon'tneedtorepeatitforthreetimes,right?"

Thegirlrunawayimmediatelyafterthat.

Finallytheoldladysawaman,sheaskedagain:"whattimeitisnow?"

"Twoo'clock,madam""thanks"

Afterthattheladyrealizedthattheboyandgirldidn'tplayajokeonher,itwas"twototwo"not"twotwotwo".