英语小笑话带翻译,50词，谁能回答啊，急!!!!!！！

One guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

"派羡Come on, miss!" he shouted. "森档Shut the door, please!"尘春拍

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.