英语美文朗读《老外眼中的土味情话》

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1. There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: alarm clock and you.

我早上醒来有两个原因：闹钟和你。

2. You must be good at Science because I can see that we have chemistry. 

你的科学课一定很好，因为我发现我们之间有化学反应。

（*have chemistry with someone：和某人来电）

3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.

你四不四魔术师？因为我只要一看你，周围的东西全都消失了。

4. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

如果我是猫，我会跟你一同度过我的九条命。

5. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

如果上帝做出了比你更美的东西，我敢肯定他自己留着了。

6. Do I know you? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

我好像认识你吧？因为你看起来像极了我的下一任女友。

7. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

我能给你拍张照吗？我想证明给我所有朋友看--天使是存在的。

8. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

你好，我叫Mr.Right，有人说你正找我？

（Mr. Right在英文意为“白马王子、真命天子”。）

9. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

你太美了，我想好的情话全忘了。

10. If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

如果美是一种罪，那么你的罪名已经成立。

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