16. 笑话 First Flight-第一次坐飞机

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First Flight
　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had reada lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for 

aride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. 

Johnson boarded the plane.
　　His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway ofthe 

airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flightwere 

the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closedhis 

eyes.

　　After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there.They look as small as ants, don't they?"
　　"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're stillon the ground."