Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since I was in kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.
Monica:I mean they're trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I've been waiting for my whole life.
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, you're the boss! Why don't you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Monica: Oh, I would love too, but I can't! I mean I just can't, you know that I'm not good at confrontation.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody.Then they would all know, who is boss.
Joey: Hey, Mon! I'm not doing anything, why don't you fire me?
Monica: It's a good idea! Uh, do you know how to waiter?
Joey: Good enough to get fired.
Monica: All right, you're hired!
Monica: All right, I'm gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Monica: You want a problem? I'll give you a problem!
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna fire me?
Monica: You bet your ass, I'm gonna fire you! See you later.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight's specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: Because you're all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook 'em like you did the other night?
The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.
Monica: Ok, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, uh here's the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere...
The Waiter: Can't hear you!
Monica: Positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. From now on, it is going to be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that? !
Monica: Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that? !
Joey: No ma'am.
Monica: What the hell just happened? !
Joey: I am so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But then, I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking,"Wow! It's been a long time since I had...327+238 dollars!"
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-that's why you're here! I've got to fire you!
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how, how about this? You don't fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and then they'll start listening to all the nice things I've been saying about you.
Monica: What kinda things you've been saying?
Joey: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I wanna fit in.
Monica: I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef, and I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! You know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all of you just...
Joey: Hey! Chef Geller! Yeah that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Monica: You do?
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasn't listening then, that's all.
Monica: Well, if you want a problem? I'll give you a problem!
Joey: What are you gonna do? You're gonna fire me?
Monica: You bet your ass I'm gonna fire you! Now get out of my kitchen! Get out! !
All right! Anybody else got a problem? How about you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
The Waiter: No.
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it's funny now?
The Waiter: No, it's really good.
Monica: Good! Now take those salads to table 4, And you! Get the swordfish! And you! Get a haircut!
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