Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Joey: What's up?
Chandler: It's-it's about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Joey: You do?
Joey: Well, your timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kinda scene, that's why I let people watch.
Chandler: Oh, man, I am so sorry. Are you, are you ok?
Joey: Well, I've been better, you know. But, I'm all right. So you like her, huh?
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, don't have to.
Joey: No-no, no-no it's uh, it's ok.
Joey: Yeah. You know why? 'Cause you came to me first.
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have your work cut out for you. Because when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she's into some other guy. So...
Chandler: See uh, that's-that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Chandler: Oh. It's me. I'm the other guy.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing led to another and...
Joey: And what? ! Did you sleep with her? !
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
Joey: What? !! That's even worse! !
Chandler: How is that worse? !
Joey: I don't know! But it's the same! !
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry! But there's nothing I can do, I think I'm in love with her!
Joey: Who cares? ! You went behind my back? I would never do that to you!
Chandler: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? ! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Joey: Oh my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff! Well you know what, I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there's a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I'm not gonna eat! You know why? !
Chandler: Probably because...
Joey: Because it's all tainted with your betrayal.
【老友记精讲】412：你敢赌多大 I own this game!
【老友记精讲】411：职场鄙视链 separate tables
【老友记精讲】411：怀孕是什么体验 I'm just the oven
【老友记精讲】410：寂寞小姐姐招男友 Set me up
【老友记精讲】409：怎么做派对达人 party wizard!
【老友记精讲】409：坏坏女上司 an incredible mentor
【老友记精讲】406：女生礼物“红黑榜”I owe you one!
【老友记精讲】405：暗恋一个人的表现 You met her first!
【老友记精讲】403：你也被你妈嫌弃么 pull a Monica
【老友记精讲】402：吸猫成瘾的菲比 enough is enough
【老友记精讲】401：打死不认错 how much you've grown
【老友记精讲】323：我猜到了开头，可是… one thing missing
【老友记精讲】322：可怕的双面人 He's bad news!
【老友记精讲】321：套路，都是套路 You're good!
【老友记精讲】320：怪我太有魅力 bite me
【老友记精讲】319：爱上讨厌的人 end up feeling differently