Chandler: Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Chandler: Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. Oh, and there he is now.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey.
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
Chandler: Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.
Kathy: Uh, I'm sorry, this's just this Ernie Kovacs thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Kathy: You're kidding! I love him. My dad used to make me stay up late and watch reruns with him.
Chandler: Mine too! Did your dad also make you watch the Miss Universe contest?
Chandler: Well, me neither.
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm-I'm sorry about this afternoon, you know, if I would've known that you two were...I never would've...
Kathy: Oh please!
Chandler: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Joey: Hey! Hey!
Joey: Hey guys. Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Chandler: Ohh, umm, you know what, I already ate.
Joey: It's 4:30.
Chandler: You know I had a big meal on Monday, you know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Joey: Ok, I see what's going on here.
Chandler: You-you do?
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Chandler: You got me.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice,
now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by coming out to dinner with us. Right?
Chandler: Yeah. Right.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Joey: Is she great or what?
Kathy: So? Huh? What do you think?
Chandler: Ohh, she's-she's not really my type.
Kathy: Not your type? ! She's gorgeous!
Chandler: You know what I think it is? I think it's the fishnet stockings.You know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of, my fatherin fishnet stockings.
Kathy: Ok. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! You know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And thenwe could double date!
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Kathy: Ok, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Chandler: Listen, I'm-I'm gonna grab a beer.
Joey: I'll be right back.
Joey: What was that?
Chandler: What?Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you can do is to pretend.
Chandler: I am pretending.
Joey: Well then, do it better!
Chandler: Ok, what do you say I-I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No-no it'll be good, I can tell her how much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first! !
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
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