Mrs. Geller: How's the hired help?
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Mrs. Geller: What's this? Blue nail polish?
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, that's what your Grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.
Monica: Let-let me ask you a question.
Mrs. Geller: Hmm.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, 'course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you weren't sleeping with anyone there. So, at least that would be something.
Monica: Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks I'm good.
Phoebe: Ok, I didn't hear that.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didn't hire me out of pity, it wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks I'm good.
Phoebe: Your nails.
Monica: Oh I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about me biting them.
Phoebe: Oh. No, I meant that it's weird that you only have nine now.
Monica: Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them when I put...Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh My God!
Phoebe: Ok, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great. Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat - that's the problem.
Mrs. Geller: Honey, don't bite your nails.
Monica: Ok ah, please don't freak out. Umm, but ah, there's a blue fingernail in-in one of the quiche cups, and there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!
Mrs. Geller: I'm not freaking out.
Monica: Um, why are you laughing?
Mrs. Geller: It's nothing, it's just that now your father owes me five dollars.
Monica: What? You bet I'd lose a nail?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, don't be silly. I just bet I'd need these.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? ! It's all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humor, you've never been able to laugh at yourself.
Monica: Right. My mom doesn't have any faith in me! Oh, that's hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Phoebe: I don't get it.
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith...
Monica: No! You have lasagnas!
Monica: Ohh, I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I actually thought she could change.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh good, I'm glad that's catching on.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. You know？Go down there and prove your mother wrong. You finish the job you were hired to do, and we'll call that pulling a monica.
Phoebe: Ok, umm, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." You know?Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica."
Monica: All right, I'll go down there. But, I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something I make.
Phoebe: They're not even touching the lasagna!
Monica: Really? !
Phoebe: Oh, they love your casserole.
Monica: Yes! !
Phoebe: It's hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.
Mrs. Geller: Everyone seems to like your dish.
Monica: And you?
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was...quite tasty.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you...
Mrs. Geller: A bitch?
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
【老友记精讲】412：你敢赌多大 I own this game!
【老友记精讲】411：职场鄙视链 separate tables
【老友记精讲】411：怀孕是什么体验 I'm just the oven
【老友记精讲】410：寂寞小姐姐招男友 Set me up
【老友记精讲】409：怎么做派对达人 party wizard!
【老友记精讲】409：坏坏女上司 an incredible mentor
【老友记精讲】407：谁是小三 go behind my back
【老友记精讲】406：女生礼物“红黑榜”I owe you one!
【老友记精讲】405：暗恋一个人的表现 You met her first!
【老友记精讲】402：吸猫成瘾的菲比 enough is enough
【老友记精讲】401：打死不认错 how much you've grown
【老友记精讲】323：我猜到了开头，可是… one thing missing
【老友记精讲】322：可怕的双面人 He's bad news!
【老友记精讲】321：套路，都是套路 You're good!
【老友记精讲】320：怪我太有魅力 bite me
【老友记精讲】319：爱上讨厌的人 end up feeling differently
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