16.12.29 【扔掉字幕看《老友记》】第91讲 （P265）罗斯美黑爆笑囧事

Topic 48 搞笑事件一箩筐
品味精彩对白  
片段一：第3集
时间：00:05:32—00:06:58
地点：美黑店内
人物：罗斯，店里的一位助手
事件：罗斯去做美黑，却在数数的时候出了问题。
Assistant: You’ve got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Ross: Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.
Assistant: Wow, you catch on quick.
[ wɑu, jµ kæ tʃɑn kwɪk.]


Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so...  
Ross: One Mississippi, two Mississipi, Three Mis... Wait! Wait! I’m not—I’ve not finished counting! 
Ross: You sprayed my front twice!
Assistant: You’ve never turned?
Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi. 
Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five!
Ross: Mississippi–lessly? Well, how bad is it?
Assistant: Ain’t that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.①
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
[ sou hɑu dɑər kɪ zɪ’ gʌ nə ge’? ]


Assistant: You got sprayed with two two’s and...
Ross: I’m a four?
Assistant: Yeah, but your back’s a zero. You’re gonna wanna even that out.


Homework: 本周学习--连读掌握


1、Wow, you catch on quick.
[wɑu, jµ kæ tʃɑn kwɪk.]


2、So, how dark is it gonna get?
[ sou hɑu dɑər kɪ zɪ’ gʌ nə ge’? ]








Homework: 课堂检查—上次连读


1、I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need... 
[ɑim sdæn diŋ hiər tə dei, nou ʷiŋ ðæ dɑi hæ ve vri θiŋ ŋɑi me vər gʌ nə ni’ ]


2、Every day with you is an adventure
[ e vri dei wɪ θjµ ʷɪ zə nə’ ven tʃər ]




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