02-都什么时候了，还这么迷信！

Chapter 2 This is no time to be superstitious!

Story 1：Much worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

Story 2：Psychiatrist

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. "I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

Story 3：two robbers

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

Story 4：write in the dark

A kid asked his dad, "Hey, Pop, can you write in the dark?"

The dad answered, "Sure. What do you want me to write?"

The boy said, "Your name on this report card."

Final story：a tricky girl

A tricky girl said, "Mom, I got a one hundred in school today!"

The mom replied, "Great, sweetie, tell me about it." The girl reluctantly said, "Well, I got a twenty in math, a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."