第2082期: Lemon simulator

Okay, I think we should roll out of the window if we're gonna try and escape. Let's, let's get out of this apartment or this house completely.

好吧，我想如果我们想逃跑的话就应该滚出窗外。让我们，让我们彻底离开这个公寓或者这个房子。

So, I'm going to choose that as an option. The window is shut okay. Why did it give me that as an option when the window is shut?  Anyway, Let's, let's carry on, okay. You know what I'm gonna stay still, just blend in and see what happens.

所以，我将选择它作为一个选项。窗户关着就好。为什么当窗口关闭时它给我这个选项？无论如何，让我们继续吧，好吧。你知道我会保持静止，只是融入其中，看看会发生什么。

It says you were half right, Someone comes but they cut you up and turn you into lemon juice. Bad luck, oh, right, I suppose that means I'm dead already, already dead. But cut you up, cut you into pieces and then turn me into lemon juice.

它说你只对了一半，有人来了，但他们把你切成了柠檬汁。运气不好，哦，对了，我想这意味着我已经死了，已经死了。但是把你切碎，把你切成碎片，然后把我变成柠檬汁。

All right, let's try again. I think we know now,  then what the right option is to, to, to it's, to roll off the counter. Let's roll off, roll off of the counter or roll off the counter. It says you roll onto the floor. Thank God.

好吧，我们再试一次。我想我们现在知道，正确的选择是什么，从柜台上滚下来。让我们滚下来，滚下柜台或滚下柜台。它说你滚到地板上。感谢上帝。

It was a soft landing before you have time to wonder why someone would use carpet in a kitchen. You hear footsteps, okay. So we rolled off the counter onto the floor but we didn't splat on the floor. Apparently, it was a soft landing because for some reason there's carpet on the floor. So, apparently, land on the floor, huh , carpet on the floor and then suddenly we hear footsteps.

在您有时间思考为什么有人会在厨房里使用地毯之前，这是一个软着陆。你听到脚步声了，好吧。所以我们从柜台上滚到地板上，但我们没有摔在地板上。显然，这是一次软着陆，因为出于某种原因，地板上铺着地毯。所以，显然，落在地板上，嗯，地毯落在地板上，然后突然我们听到脚步声。

so someone is coming. Why would there be carpet in the kitchen?I don't know, maybe, this is, maybe, this is in England where there's carpet everywhere. Although to be honest, I've never ever heard of carpet in a kitchen, but um, okay.

所以有人来了。厨房为什么要铺地毯？我不知道，也许，这是，也许，这是在英国，到处都是地毯。虽然说实话，我从来没有听说过厨房里有地毯，但是嗯，好吧。

So someone is coming, what shall we do? Shall we roll to cover? Try to blend in or roll away? So it's a roll to cover. That means you roll to a place where you can hide behind something. 

有人来了，我们该怎么办？我们要滚过去掩护吗？尝试融入还是滚开？所以这是一个需要覆盖的卷。这意味着你滚到一个可以躲在某物后面的地方。

That's cover, try to blend in, just blend in is just be unnoticeable.If you blend in, it's just like you become part of the background. So no one can really notice you, you just, you don't stand out.

那是掩护，试着融入进去，融入进去就不会被注意到。如果你融入进去，就好像你变成了背景的一部分。所以没有人能真正注意到你，你只是，你不引人注目。

You just blend in, so we can try and blend in although I don't know how we could blend in as a lemon on the floor of a kitchen or we roll away. So you basically hide just stay still or roll away. I think if we, if we, try to blend in. That's not going to work, this person is going to probably find us and cut us up and turn us into lemon juice again.

你只是融入其中，所以我们可以尝试融入，尽管我不知道我们如何才能像厨房地板上的柠檬一样融入，或者我们滚开。所以你基本上躲起来，保持不动或滚开。我想，如果我们，如果我们，试图融入其中。那是行不通的，这个人可能会找到我们，把我们切碎，然后再次把我们变成柠檬汁。

So I'm not doing that, are we going to roll to cover or just simply roll away? I think if we roll away, it's going to be too obvious, the person's going to be like, huh, they're going to see a lemon just rolling away and surely then will be noticed.

所以我不会那样做，我们是要滚到掩护还是干脆滚走？我认为如果我们滚开，那就太明显了，人们会说，嗯，他们会看到一个柠檬滚开，然后肯定会被注意到。

So I'm going to roll to cover, let's hide. You roll under a kitchen counter. As a human enters the room, he looks around locates a cutting board and starts preparing a fruit salad. uh, oh, you could leave while they are distracted or you could try to stop this fruit Massacre before it starts.

所以我要翻身去掩护，让我们躲起来。你滚到厨房柜台下。当一个人进入房间时，他环顾四周，找到一块切菜板，然后开始准备水果沙拉。呃，哦，你可以趁他们分心的时候离开，或者你可以在这场水果大屠杀开始之前尝试阻止。

Okay, so what are we going to do? So the guy is about to chop up some of our friends, some other fruits. So what are we going to do? Roll out, roll out of the room or try and stop this guy from chopping up our friends?

好吧，那么我们要做什么？那家伙正准备切碎我们的一些朋友，还有其他一些水果。那么我们要做什么呢？滚出去，滚出房间，还是试图阻止这个家伙砍伤我们的朋友？

Well,as a lemon I wonder what we could do, maybe we could squeeze some juice into his eyes, but I don't know what else we could do. I think we should probably escape while we can, so I'm going to roll out, roll out of the room as you leave the kitchen.

好吧，作为一个柠檬，我想知道我们能做什么，也许我们可以挤一些果汁到他的眼睛里，但我不知道我们还能做什么。我想我们应该尽可能地逃跑，所以当你离开厨房时，我要滚出房间。

You hear the tortured screams of the other fruit being diced finely, oh God. Horrific, so the other fruits are being diced if you dice fruit. You turn it into little cubes, you dice some onions, for example, or dice some carrots or dice some fruit for a fruit salad. 

你听到其他水果被精细切丁时发出的痛苦尖叫声，天哪。太可怕了，所以如果你把水果切成丁，其他水果也会被切成丁。你把它切成小方块，例如，将一些洋葱切成丁，或者将一些胡萝卜切成丁，或者将一些水果切成丁来制作水果沙拉。

Cut it into little cubes. So, oh, God! Our friends are being massacred back in the kitchen. Uh, You feel guilt for a brief second.

把它切成小方块。所以，天啊！我们的朋友在厨房里被屠杀了。呃，你有一瞬间感到内疚。