Flipped(怦然心动)：Chapter13

Chapter13 Flipped

第十三章  怦然心动

After the dinner Juli was nice to me at school. Which I hated. Mad was better than nice.

那次晚餐之后，朱莉在学校对我很客气。这正是我所痛恨的。生气都比客气更好。

Gaga was better than … nice. It was like I was a stranger to her, and man, it bugged me. Bugged me big-time.

就连狂热都比……客气更好。对她来说，我就像个陌生人，上帝啊，这让我非常困扰。极其、极其的困扰。

Then the auction happened, and I found myself with even bigger problems.

然后轮到拍卖会的事情，我发现自己正在陷入更大的麻烦。

The auction is this bogus way the Booster Club raises money for the school. They insist it's an honor to be chosen, but bull-stinkin'-loney to that!

拍卖会是“推进者俱乐部”假装用来为学校筹款的方式。他们坚称被选中是一种荣誉，但鬼才相信呢！

Bottom line is, twenty guys get shanghaied. They have to come up with fancy picnic lunches and then be humiliated in front of the whole school while girls bid to have lunch with them.

基本情况是这样的，他们会强行扣留二十个男生，他们每人自带美妙的野餐食品，当着全校学生的面，由女生竞标与之共进午餐的权利。

Guess who made this year's top twenty. 

猜猜今年谁是那二十人之一。

You'd think mothers would say, Hey, there's no way you're going to auction my son off to the highest bidder, but no. Instead, they're all flattered that their son's been elected a basket boy.

你以为妈妈们会说，嘿，你们不能把我儿子拿去拍卖，那你就错了。她们反而很骄傲自己的儿子被选为“午餐篮男孩”。

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