英文笑话 | 妈妈，你就不能给我生个妹妹吗？

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J: Little Johnny

M: Mom

J: Mom, lots of my classmates have their own brothers or sisters. Can't you give me a sister?

M: I gotta talk about it with your Dad.

J: Didn't you say that you were the boss of our family? Why do you have to talk with him?

M: Definitely! He has to be here.

J: Can't you do it in secret while he is out?

⭐参考翻译⭐

小强尼：妈妈，我很多同学都有自己的兄弟姐妹。 你就不能给我生一个妹妹吗?

妈妈：我得和你爸爸商量一下。

小强尼：你不是说你是我们家里的老大吗? 你为什么要和他商量?

妈妈：当然啦! 他必须得在这儿。

小强尼：你就不能趁他不在家的时候偷偷生一个吗?

⭐知识点⭐

1.“给某人生个孩子”可以说give sb a child

同理：“给某人生个弟弟妹妹”give sb a (younger) brother/sister

2.the boss / head of the home/house/family/household 一家之主

How on earth can my husband be the head of the home when he does nothing in the home?

如果我丈夫在家啥都不做，那他到底凭什么做一家之主呢？

3.talk to/with sb about sth 和某人商量某事

Come to talk with me about it before you make the final decision.

在你做最后决定之前，过来跟我商量一下。

4.in secret 偷偷地

If you do something in secret, you do it without anyone else knowing. 秘密地

He went to meet her in secret.

他私底下和他偷偷约会。