343 - 英文笑话: 只可意会，不易言传

1)   A mosquito just landed on my husbands' face ... easiest decision of my life. 

2)   Some people seem to have aged like fine wine.  I aged like milk ... I got sour and chunky.

3)   Did you know that people who look after chickens are literally Chicken Tenders?

4)   Friend: "Look!  Your husband is talking to another girl."   Me: "Let him.  I want to see how long he can suck-in his stomach."

5)   I got kicked out of the hospital.  Apparently, the sign "stroke patients here" meant something completely different than I assumed.

6)   I finally stopped drinking for good.  Now I just drink for evil.

7）Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just healthy as a twenty-minute jog.  So now I sit in the park and laugh at all the joggers.

Vocabulary

-       Mosquito: 蚊子

-       Land: 降落

-       Chunky：矮胖的

-       Literally：照字面上的，不夸张的

-       Tend: 照料

-       Suck: 吸

-       Stroke: 中风；击打

-       Patient：病人

-       For good: 一劳永逸、永久性的

-       Evil：邪恶、有害