Is Your Mama a Llama

Is Your Mama a Llama?

"Is your mama a llama?" I asked myfriend Dave.

"No, she is not,"is the answer Dave gave.

"She hangs by herfeet, and she lives in a cave. 

I do not believe that's how llamasbehave."

"Oh," I said."You are right about that. 

I think that your mama sounds more like a..." "Bat!"

"Is your mama allama?" I asked my friend Fred.

"No, she is not," is what Freddysaid.

"She has a long neckand white feathers and wings. 

I don't think a llama has all of thosethings."

"Oh," I said."You don't need to go on.

I think that your mama must be a ...""Swan!"

"Is your mama allama?" I asked my friend Jane.

"No, she is not,"Jane politely explained.

"She grazes ongrass, and she likes to say,

 'Moo!' I don't think that is what a llama woulddo."

"Oh," I said."I understand, now. 

I think that your mama must be a...""Cow!"

"Is your mama allama?" I asked my friend Clyde.

"No, she is not,"is how Clyde replied.

"She'sgot flippers and whiskers and eats fish all day... 

I do notthink llamas act quite in that way."

"Oh," I said."I'm beginning to feel that 

your mama must really be a...""Seal!"

"Is your mama allama?" I asked my friend Rhonda.

"No, she is not,"is how Rhonda responded.

"She's got bighind legs and a pocket for me... 

So I don't think a llama is what shecould be."

"Oh," I said."That is certainly true. 

I think that your mama's a..." "Kangaroo!"

"Is your mama allama?" I asked my friend Llyn.

"Oh, Lloyd, don't besilly!" Llyn said with a grin.

"My mama has big ears,long lashes, and fur... 

And you, of all people, should know about her!"

"Our mamas belong tothe same herd, and you, 

know all about llamas, 'cause you are one, too!"

"Yes, you areright," I said to my friend.

"My mama's a ..."

"Llama!"

And this is ...

THE END