Topic 48 搞笑事件一箩筐品味精彩对白 片段一:第3集时间:00:05:32—00:06:58地点:美黑店内人物:罗斯,店里的一位助手事件:罗斯去做美黑,却在数数的时候出了问题。Assistant: You’ve got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?Ross: Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.Assistant: Wow, you catch on quick.[ wɑu, jµ kæ tʃɑn kwɪk.]Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so... Ross: One Mississippi, two Mississipi, Three Mis... Wait! Wait! I’m not—I’ve not finished counting! Ross: You sprayed my front twice!Assistant: You’ve never turned?Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi. Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five!Ross: Mississippi–lessly? Well, how bad is it?Assistant: Ain’t that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.①Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?[ sou hɑu dɑər kɪ zɪ’ gʌ nə ge’? ]Assistant: You got sprayed with two two’s and...Ross: I’m a four?Assistant: Yeah, but your back’s a zero. You’re gonna wanna even that out.Homework: 本周学习--连读掌握1、Wow, you catch on quick.[wɑu, jµ kæ tʃɑn kwɪk.]2、So, how dark is it gonna get?[ sou hɑu dɑər kɪ zɪ’ gʌ nə ge’? ]Homework: 课堂检查—上次连读1、I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need... [ɑim sdæn diŋ hiər tə dei, nou ʷiŋ ðæ dɑi hæ ve vri θiŋ ŋɑi me vər gʌ nə ni’ ]2、Every day with you is an adventure[ e vri dei wɪ θjµ ʷɪ zə nə’ ven tʃər ]
片段二:第14集
时间:00:13:43—00:14:33
地点:中央公园咖啡馆
人物:菲比,迈克
事件:菲比突然想要改名。为了让菲比意识到自己改的名字有多离谱,迈克也“决定”改名。
Phoebe: Welcome back. I missed you.
Mike: Oh, metoo. So what’s new
Phoebe: Well, I am no longer Phoebe Buffay
Mike: That’sgreat. You changed your name?
Phoebe: Meet: Princess ConsuelaBanana Hammock!
Mike: You’rekidding right?
Phoebe: Nope.
Mike: Youreally did that?
Phoebe: Yep.
Mike: Yeah, but you can’t do that②.
[ jeə, bʌ’ jµ kæn’ dµ ðæ’. ]
Phoebe: Why? It’s fun, it’sdifferent, no one else has a name like it.
[ɪts fʌn, ɪts dɪ frɪn’ nou ʷʌ nel sæ zə neim lɑi kɪ’]
Mike: Alright, then I’m gonna change my name.
Phoebe: Great,Okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Mike: Crap Bag.
Phoebe: MikeCrap Bag?
Mike: No, noMike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
Phoebe: You’renot serious, right?
Mike: Yeah, I’mserious. It’s fun, it’s different and no-one else has a name like that!
Phoebe: Uhu,uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.
Mike: I dolove it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.
Phoebe: And Ilove Crap.
只有我觉得女老师有点话多吗…