Chapter 1-015

You wouldn't believe the number of answers I snagged from her. I started getting  A's and B's on everything! It was great! But then Mr. Mertins pulled the shift. He  had some new idea for “optimizing positional latitude and longitude,” and when the  dust finally settled, I was sitting right in front of Juli Baker. This is where the  sniffing comes in. That maniac started leaning forward and sniffing my hair. She'd  edge her nose practically up to my scalp and sniff-sniff-sniff. I tried elbowing and  back-kicking. I tried scooting my chair way forward or putting my backpack  between me and the seat. Nothing helped.She'd just scoot up, too, or lean over a  little farther and sniff-sniff-sniff.I finally asked Mr. Mertins to move me, but he  wouldn't do it. Something about not wanting to disturb the delicate balance of  educational energies. Whatever.I was stuck with her sniffing.