Scene 1
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathy's play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good looking guy.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!
Phoebe: That's a good idea for a business!
Chandler: I'm totally screwed. Ok, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they're gonna go to their little cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me.
Joey: Chandler, look, they're actors. They're there to do a job, just 'cause they work together, doesn't mean they're gonna get together. Ok look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Ross: Oh yeah!
Joey: Well ok, so then you're fine. Look, the rule is, when two actors are actually doing it offstage then all the sexual tension between them is gone. Ok? So as long as it's hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. It's when the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play I've ever been in, have I ever had chemistry onstage?
Ross: No.
Joey: No! !
Scene 2
Chandler: I'm right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there's no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Ross: All right, let's not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Ross: Here she comes. Don't say a word, ok? Just be cool, don't be...you know, you.
Kathy: Hey, you guys!
Ross: Hey!
Kathy: Hi! Oh, Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Ross: Oh, absolutely!
Kathy: It's a good play, isn't it?
Chandler: Oh, I loved the play. Uh, yeah, you were great, and Nick. Clearly you're having sex with him.
Kathy: Clearly, I'm having sex with him?
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Kathy: Ok, so let me just get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance.
Chandler: You know, I-I can see how this could happen, you know you're up there every night, naked, touching, kissing.
Kathy: Aw, acting! Chandler, this is my job! I'm-I'm playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me? !
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I don't even see you denying this!
Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler, why don't you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon!
这么好的主播!!!推荐!推荐
小姐姐,老友记还会继续更新么..
文章长点挺好的,我喜欢
请问还更新吗?
加油加油(ง •̀_•́)ง要更新啊
还会更新么?喜欢!!!
这里只能看到128集,很喜欢主播的声音,有空的话请加油更新呀
听友236009831 回复 @葛覃_7c: 在孞:
可以把要讲的知识点标记吗 经常跟不上 找不到词在哪
为什么目录上更新到了213集, 但打开只有128集呢?为什么那么多更新不显示,是只有我这样,还是大家都看不到更新呢?
个人还是喜欢主播一开始说话的腔调,干净利落,老友记第一集那样。现在有点港台腔的感觉,拖长音,不管怎么样,还是很喜欢支持主播,让我学到很多。