第1场景

Narrator:
Legend tells of a legendary warrior... whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.

Demon#1:
I see you like to chew.
Maybe you should chew on my fist!

Narrator:
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke, “Enough talk. Let's fight! Shashabooey!”

Narrator:
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

Demon#2:
My eyes!

Demon#3:
He's too awesome!

Rabbit#1:
And attractive!

Rabbit#2:
How can we repay you?

Warrior:
There is no charge for awesomeness.
Or attractiveness.
Kablooey!

Narrator:
It mattered not how many foes he faced.
They were no match for his bodacity!
Never before had a panda been so feared!
And so loved.
Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.

Monkey:
We should hang out.

Warrior:
Agreed.

Narrator:
But hanging out would have to wait.
Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters
and that's...