最近,对于不少同学来说,暑假已经彻底结束,只因为三个字:开学了!无论你有多么不情不愿,瑟瑟发抖,又或是斗志昂扬,都得老老实实背着书包去上学。暑假结束的前兆之一就是通宵达旦补暑假作业,不知道即将要报道的你,有没有将暑假作业完成呢。今天我们来听一些关于开学季笑话,相信一定会让你感同身受,会心一笑哦。
Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!
愚蠢,滑稽的学校笑话可以打破学校里新朋友之间的僵局,在等校车的时候让尴尬的时刻变得轻松起来,肯定能赢得很多老师的心。过来看!
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
老师:安德鲁,你的作业在哪里?
安德鲁:我吃了。
老师:为什么?!
安德鲁:你说是小菜一碟!
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
约翰尼:老师,你会因为我没有做的事惩罚我吗?
老师:当然不是。
约翰尼:很好,因为我没有做作业。
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.
老师:乔,你为什么吃作业?
乔:因为我没有狗。
Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?
Peter: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign, Peter?
Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!
老师:彼得,你为什么上课迟到?
彼得:因为路上的标志?
老师:什么标志,彼得?
彼得:前方学校,请慢行!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?
A: Because it had so many problems..
问:开学的时候,为什么这本数学书看起来那么悲伤?
答:因为它有很多问题。
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?
A: She heard her new students were bright.
问:老师为什么要戴墨镜上学?
答:她听说她的新学生很聪明。
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
奈特:为什么穴居人更容易上学?
凯特:为什么?
内特:因为没有历史可学!
棒极了
好难过
非常不错
很有意思。
我第一次想上学,还有十天开学😳 我自闭了