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A fellow jumped off a high wall,
And had a most terrible fall. 
He went back to bed, 
With a bump on his head, 
That's why you don't jump off a wall.

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can

Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now HE is in serious pain.

I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad, when it goes.

I need a front door for my hall,
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it,
And carefully lopped it,
And now the dumb thing is too small.