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Elementary ‐The Weekend ‐ Christmas Chronicles
II (C0022)
A: Really, gentlemen, you can’t take me to jail! Don’t you
know who I am? Kris Kringle, you know, Papa Noel, Pere
Noel, Babbo Natale, sheng dan lao ren!
B: Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard that one before, haven’t we
Joe?
C: Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed to be
the tooth fairy! Can you believe that?
A: It’s Christmas Eve and I have all these Presents to
deliver! Where is your Christmas spirit? What will happen
when all the children wake up tomorrow and don’t find
any gifts in their stockings?
B: Sorry buddy, you were parked in a no-parking zone,
you were speeding, and you have no ID!
C: Besides that, even if we let you go now, your sleigh has
been impounded and those reindeer were taken to the city
zoo.
A: What! This is unbelievable! What’s this world coming
to? Christmas is ruined!
C: What’s that up ahead? It looks like... elves!! Elves!!
Whoa, they’re shooting candy canes! Mayday, Mayday,
we are under heavy attack! We need backup!