听到这些英文神回复，（我）忍不住发出了杠铃般的笑声

 做这期节目的时候，我的笑声响彻云霄，请原谅我的笑点太低。这些神回复的脑回路已经超出了天际，但如果将这些回复换成英文，你可以感受下，还能听出它们吗？

New Words:

Wechat Moments微信朋友圈

Amputation [ˌæmpjʊ'teɪʃn] n.切断; <医>截肢

-Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

-Wechat Moments

-中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？

-微信朋友圈

-What animals on earth cannot swim?

-Your wife and your mother.

-问世上不会游泳的动物是？

-媳妇和妈。

-What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

-Next!

-如果被车撞飞，爬起来之后说什么最帅？

-下一辆！

-By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

-Amputation.

-如何一个月减肥40斤？

-截肢

-I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?

-Help! They've turned me into a parrot!

-想养一只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？

-救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！